A cat goes to the vet.
The vet says:
“I have bad news. I am afraid you have curiosity”
Federico (9) claims he made this up.
The next one he told me was just as good.
A vet is talking to his boss at the end of the day.
“Well today was very busy, we had many difficult cases.
We took a splinter from the foot of an elephant,
we had to remove the appendix from a gorilla,
we extracted a broken tooth from a crocodile,
and we had another failure in trying to take the jungle out of the cat”